Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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