please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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