and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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