Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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