just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
This is my gift to your gina
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
His nipple licking is glorious
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