Porn is love you can see.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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