I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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