We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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