I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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