what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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