i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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