mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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