Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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