i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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