wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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