So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
whose parrot is this?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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