I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Randomize
