No stitches, just platelets and will power
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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