Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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