Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i think we sleep fucked last night...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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