do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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