So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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