So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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