Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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