she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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