when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
birth control should be required to get into college
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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