There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
