A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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