remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
