Wat do u mean how?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.