hotel room ftw
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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