hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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