JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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