god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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