NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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