Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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