bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
