Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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