i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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