Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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