Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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