You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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