we were pretty classy up until the second keg
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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