butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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