So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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