She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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