Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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