Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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