You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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