I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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