i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Randomize
