I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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