Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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