Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Randomize
