The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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